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Designer: Sheryl F.
Pls don't ever ever rip this. It was painful to draw and because of this I probably wasted enough time to prolly memorize another chapter of my cursed Physics or Bio.
Image references: 1 2 3
i got these shit ass funny jokes and i thought i should share it with the world! here goes haha
Teenager goes to watch a strip show. His mother found out about this and was furious with him asking him: " And did u by any chance see anything u should not have!" when he replied: "Yes, i saw DAD".
Wife stands infront of her mirror and said to her husband: "I am fat, old and no longer pretty. I am wrinkled and my breasts hang..Give me a compliment" when he replied:
"Your eyesight is still excellent though!"
A husband forgot his wedding anniversary. His angry wife demanded: "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 100 in under 4 seconds!"
Next morning wife found a parcel in the driveway containing a new bathroom scale…
Son: "Daddy, why did you put your thumb impression on my progress report instead of your signature?"
Father: "I don't want your teacher to think that anyone with your marks could possibly have a father who can read or write."
A girl was yelling in the Church after the Chapel:
"Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!"
The priest inquired: "Why must you pray so, my child?"
Girl: "That's what I've written in my answer sheet in the examination!"
Spinster’s will was read after her funeral and she wanted the following on her tombstone: ”Born as a virgin…Lived as a virgin…Died as a virgin.“ The monumental mason thought the wording was too long and shortened it to have the same meaning: ”Returned unopened“.
That's it peeps! keetha's gotta go ! have a funtastic day people of the world! haha may your day be filled with chocolate sprinkles and candy bars!